Mohawk Easter Rocket - Red India Pale Ale

Like buses they are. No reviews for ages then two at once.

One from my local brewery up the road, Slottkällans of Uppsala, we have another Easter beer. Yay!

This one boasts seven different hops and seven malts. Well, one is biscuit and one is chocolate. I assume they are malts and not just someone crumbling chocolate hob nobs into the mix.

It's a lovely colour. Classic bitter and then it all gets a but confusing. Starts by being stouty (that is also a word) and then goes full on IPA. Is it an unholy alliance? No. It's lovely. Brilliant in fact.

I am going to start doing surreal marking, so I give this penguin.

St. Eriks Easter Double IPA

And we are back! And by crikey are we back. This is an 8.5% Double IPA. The first sensation you get is "ooh, jelly beans". That sounds bad but is actually good. Yet another strong beer that doesn't taste as strong as it is. Some people would say that is dangerous. Some people would say it is irresponsible. Some would even say it should be banned. Face first.

I say it's great.

The taste isn't very IPA-y. That's a word. And it actually does taste a bit like jelly beans, which is good if you like jelly beans. I think I like it, and I like St Eriks for putting out such a strong Easter beer. I like the bottle and I love it that Sweden brings out Easter beers. If I am not mistaken, the price was an insanely reasonable 20 sek or something like that (about 2 quid in real money).

Buy this, drink it and enjoy Easter that little bit more.

Epic - Armageddon IPA

This one promises an onslaught of hops. I love hops. I could eat hops for breakfast. So I assumed I would love this one. Thing is, I am not sure I did. (I am setting myself up to have to redo this one...). There was a lot of hops. Tons in fact, but it lacked something. The hops made it REALLY bitter, which is fine as long as you get something else to balance it. It may have been a result of having tried other beers first, but the jury is out on this one.

Until then Epic Armageddon will have to stay on the maybe list.

Spaten - Optimator

This beer sounds like some sort of Transformer character. The Optimator. It's 7.6%. I was a little scared trying this one. I have never had a strong German beer that I know of, and the chap in the shop described it as a dark lager. I was thinking along the same lines as Special Brew or Elephant Beer. In other words, gipping.

I needn't have worried though. This is lovely. It isn't too sweet, it's incredibly malty and all in all delicious. It reminds me of a non alcoholic drink they sell in Germany, Malzbier, a malt drink, pretend beer for kids. This is very similar. Like dark boozy Horlicks.

Yum!

Thornbridge - Jaipur IPA

The first thing that strikes me is that this is a 500ml bottle. I like 500ml bottles. So I already like this beer. I can't remember the price of this new addition to the Systembolaget (Swedish booze shops for those who don't know), but I seem to remember it was reasonable.

This is a light beer. In colour, not on strength. The bugger is 6.9%, but you wouldn't tell from tasting it. Nice level of bitterness, splendid flavour and a 500ml bottle. Welcome to my beer family Mr Jaipur.

Edit: It's 5.9% apparently.